I'm kinda a drag

frozendailydose:

pitchs-daughter:

I laughed so much harder than I should have…

theonion:

Neighborhood Kids Grant Landmark Status To House Where Guy Killed Himself

urrectum:

I aspire to be as chill as Finn and Jake.

zukoswarriorgirl:

Proper squat form is important. There is no absolute right away but it should like similar to this. You shouldn’t be leaning forward, you shouldn’t be hyper-extending your legs on the release. Practice in the mirror and once you’ve got the form down add some weights!Why do we squat? It gives you a tight, round, well defined booty. It defines that booty if you have one of those bums that is kind of just an extension of your back then heads directly into your thighs. It rounds out that booty that is kind of square shaped. We squat for tons of reasons, but mostly because we want a well defined Korra-like booty. 

zukoswarriorgirl:

Proper squat form is important. There is no absolute right away but it should like similar to this. You shouldn’t be leaning forward, you shouldn’t be hyper-extending your legs on the release. Practice in the mirror and once you’ve got the form down add some weights!

Why do we squat? It gives you a tight, round, well defined booty. It defines that booty if you have one of those bums that is kind of just an extension of your back then heads directly into your thighs. It rounds out that booty that is kind of square shaped. We squat for tons of reasons, but mostly because we want a well defined Korra-like booty. 

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruelalmost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

For hundreds if not thousands of years this kind of discussion would have been impossible to have, or Sam (Harris) and I would be having it at the risk of our lives. Religion now comes to us in this smiling face, ingratiating way, because they’ve had to give up SO MUCH ground and because we know SO MUCH more. But you have no right to forget how it acted when it was strong, and when they truly believed they had God on their side. You have no right to forget.
Christopher Hitchens (via matthew-pina)

I find out people have sexy dreams about me I get a crazy ego boost.

romulusthread:

I CAN TBREATHE WTF IS THIS I JUST FOUND IT ON MY COMPUTER I DONT EVER REMEMBER MAKING It OMG

firebomb-muse:

David Motherfucking Gandy for Dolce & Gabbana